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<?
if (eregi("[a-zA-Z]",$host)) {
$ip_given=0;
$host=preg_replace('/^[\w]*:\/\/([^\/]+)\/*.*$/', '\\1', $host);
} else {
$ip_given=-1;
}
$hostip=gethostbyname($host);
$hostname=gethostbyaddr($hostip);
if ($hostip==$host && $hostname==$hostip && $ip_given==0) {
echo "Oops; the hostname \"$host\" doesn't seem to exist!\nSorry...\n";
} else {
echo "<h3>$hostname".":"."$port<br>$hostip</h3>\n";
$pipe=fsockopen($host, $port, &$errno, &$errstr, 15);
if (!$pipe) {
echo "$errstr ($errno)<br>\n";
} else {
fputs($pipe,"HEAD / HTTP/1.0\n\n");
while (!feof($pipe)) {
flush();
$line=fgets($pipe,9999);
$size += strlen($line);
if (eregi("Bad Request", $line)) {
echo "</pre><B>Note:</B><BR>\nAll Micro\$oft II\$ \$erver\$ \$ay \"Bad Request\"; they and a few unlucky version\$ of Net\$cape Enterpri\$e are the only \$erver\$ on the planet that don't know what a HEAD reque\$t i\$...<P>\n<pre>\n";
}
if (substr($line,0,7) == "Server:") {
echo "<B>$line</B><BR>";
} else {
echo "$line<BR>";
}
}
fclose($pipe);
if ($size < 15) {
echo "If you don't see anything below, it's because <B>$hostname</B> is running either a Mac web server (Macs, godforsaken things that they are, don't follow the worldwide standard of how to end a line of text; they just use a line feed, while everyone else on Earth uses a carriage return) or IIS-3.0(r), which doesn't send any HTTP headers if the content type is text/html, at all, ever, apparently to prevent someone from finding out that they ARE running IIS-3.0(c). Pretty stupid, huh? Of course, if <B>I</B> were running IIS-3.0(tm), <B>I</B> sure as hell wouldn't want anyone to know about it either.<P>\n<PRE>\n";
$pipe=fsockopen($host, $port, &$errno, &$errstr, 15);
fputs($pipe,"GET / HTTP1.0\n\n");
$stop_it=0;
while (!feof($pipe)) {
$line=fgets($pipe,9999);
if (substr(strtolower($line),0,6) == "<html>") {
$stop_it=-1;
}
if ($stop_it==0) {
if (substr($line,0,7) == "Server:") {
echo "<B>$line</B>";
} else {
echo "$line";
}
}
}
}
}
}
?>
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